How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
