Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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