Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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