I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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