college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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