we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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