I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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