Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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