I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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