Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
