I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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