I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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