what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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