try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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