carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
they're like a gay fantastic four
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Are we still banned from the library?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
