Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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