Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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