If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
They have beer where we have blood.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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