I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it hurts more in the daytime
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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