TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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