mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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