I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
She announced her abortion via fbk
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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