Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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