I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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