So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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