...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i dont even know how to be here
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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