Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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