i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
