When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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