lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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