its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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