we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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