ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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