I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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