my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
