It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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