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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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