Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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