I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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