i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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