If i come over, it means nothing
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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