Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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