the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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