Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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