i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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