belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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