No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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