About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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