My first STD was from a foam party
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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