If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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