The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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