I want to have your abortion
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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