babies were throwing up all over the place
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
soo... how was my night?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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